Who owns the FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK trademark?

The FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK trademark is owned by Artemis Foods, Inc..

What class is the FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK trademark registered in?

The FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK trademark is registered in Class 029 (Meat, fish, poultry, dairy & preserved foods).

What is the serial number for FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK?

The USPTO serial number for FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK is 99800071.

What is the registration number for FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK?

FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK is registered under USPTO registration number 0.

FUNCTION WITHOUT THE FUNK - Owned by Artemis Foods, Inc. - (Class 029)

What this deadline was

Response to the outstanding office action

When: Three months from the issue date for most applications filed on or after 3 December 2022, extendable once by three months for a fee.
Extensions and grace: A Madrid Section 66(a) application keeps a six-month response period instead, with no extension available.
If it is missed: The application goes abandoned. A petition to revive runs two months from the notice of abandonment, on an unintentional-delay standard.

Office action response deadlines

General information about USPTO practice, not legal advice. The register is the authority, and a filing that has not yet posted can change what is owed.

Full Goods & Services

Class 029Meat, fish, poultry, dairy & preserved foods

US codes: 046

First use anywhere: Dec 05, 2025

First use in commerce: Dec 05, 2025

Meat, fish, poultry and game; meat extracts for culinary purposes; preserved, frozen, dried and cooked fruits, vegetables and seaweeds; jellies, jams, compotes; eggs; milk, cheese, butter, yogurt and other milk products; oils and fats for food.

This description is as filed with the USPTO and defines the scope of trademark protection.

Filing Basis & Declarations

Standard Characters ClaimedFiled as Use ApplicationUse Application CurrentlyTrademark

Status History

7 events

NON-FINAL ACTION WRITTEN

Jul 28, 2026

Code CNRT

NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED

Jul 28, 2026

Code GNRT

NOTIFICATION OF NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED

Jul 28, 2026

Code GNRN

ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER

Jul 23, 2026

Code DOCK

NEW APPLICATION ENTERED

May 01, 2026

Code NWAP

NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED

May 01, 2026

Code NWOS

APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED

May 01, 2026

Code MAFR

What usually happens from here

Of the 104,104 marks on the USPTO register that reached notification of non-final action e-mailed:

Registered31% (32,511)

Abandoned61% (63,524)

Still pending8% (8,069)

Historical frequencies across the whole register, not a prediction about this mark. The outcome of any one application depends on what is filed and when.

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