Who owns the SH!T HAPPENS trademark?

The SH!T HAPPENS trademark is owned by Jay Dermer.

What class is the SH!T HAPPENS trademark registered in?

The SH!T HAPPENS trademark is registered in Class 045 (Legal, security & personal social services).

What is the serial number for SH!T HAPPENS?

The USPTO serial number for SH!T HAPPENS is 99529408.

What is the registration number for SH!T HAPPENS?

SH!T HAPPENS is registered under USPTO registration number 8398925.

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REGISTERED

SH!T HAPPENS

SN 99529408·Reg 8398925·Filed Dec 04, 2025

Owner Jay Dermer

Legal services; security services for the physical protection of tangible property and individuals; dating services, online social networking services; funerary services; babysitting.

SH!T HAPPENS (Serial No. 99529408), Registration No. 8398925, is a registered US trademark filed on Dec 04, 2025 by Jay Dermer. This trademark covers Class 045 (Legal, security & personal social services).

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Mark Intelligence

SH!T HAPPENS (Reg. #8398925) is a registered US trademark that has been protecting its owner, Jay Dermer, since 2025. The mark covers Class 045 (Legal, security & personal social services). Goods and services include Legal services; security services for the physical protection of tangible property and individuals; dating services, onl.... The mark faced 1 opposition proceeding during prosecution.

FILED

Dec 04, 2025

SERIAL

99529408

REG#

8398925

REGISTERED

Aug 18, 2026

Filing Information

StatusREGISTERED

Filing DateDec 04, 2025

Serial Number99529408

Registration No.8398925

Registration DateAug 18, 2026

Status DateAug 18, 2026

Published for OppositionJun 30, 2026

Filing Basis & Declarations

Standard Characters ClaimedFiled as Use ApplicationUse Application Currently

Full Goods & Services

CLASSES

OFFICE

USPTO

COUNTRY

Class 045Legal, security & personal social services

US codes: 100, 101

First use anywhere: Nov 01, 2024

First use in commerce: Nov 01, 2024

Legal services; security services for the physical protection of tangible property and individuals; dating services, online social networking services; funerary services; babysitting.

This description is as filed with the USPTO and defines the scope of trademark protection.